I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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