I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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