He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You made out with two different species that night
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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