school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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