I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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