I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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