That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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