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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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