I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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