Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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