Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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