one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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