hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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