i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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