You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I bet he comes in French.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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