it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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