she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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