just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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