The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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