The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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