Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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