Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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