question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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