i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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