So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Someone signed my nipple.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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