your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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