I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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