Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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