therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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