we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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