thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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