Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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