Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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