i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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