It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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