420 ftw
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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