shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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