Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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