Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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