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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering

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• (281): View more from Texas

  They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop

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• (657): View more from California

  He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"

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  this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.

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  Happy birthday, America.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  How drunk do you guys plan on getting?

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  We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am

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