Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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