We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
