did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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