Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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