Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm bleeding and have questions
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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