dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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