Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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