Sponge bath it is.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He kissed a someone with a penis
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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