I have demons in me.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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