I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
