She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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