The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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