Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Randomize
