No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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