I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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