everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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